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Donald Trump bragged his building was now the tallest during 9/11
Hours after al-Qaeda operatives attacked and destroyed the World Trade Center, many Americans were distraught — barring now-Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, who used a television appearance to point out the Trump Building was once again the tallest building in downtown Manhattan. The entire comment was recorded on audio.
Halloween Themed Rolling Pins
Rainbow Rolling Pins boutique creates handmade, custom engraved rolling pins which are embossed perfectly on your cookies, pies, and even clay or pottery. Since it is naturally made material, the embossing rolling pins are cleaned and protected with oil.
Engraved with quirky and pop culture theme symbols, like Pokemon figures, cats, and other Halloween characters, you can find them in their Etsy shop.
game freak did it
Client: Help! My phones aren’t working!
Me: Is the internet working?
Client: No.
Me: Are there any lights on the modem?
Client: There’s no light under the “internet” slot, no.
Me: Have you tried restarting the Router by unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Client: Yes, it didn’t do anything.
Me: Let me check the access point…. It appears our access point is offline, so there’s definitely a problem.
Client: Would that have anything with us turning the power off on the tower?
Me: You mean the tower with all the ISP equipment?
Client: Yeah – is that a problem?
Me: Well, yes, if you turned off the power to the tower, that would explain why you don’t have internet or phone access.
Client: How soon can you fix everything?
Me: How soon can you turn the tower back on?
Client: Well, that might be a problem. We didn’t turn it “off.” We stopped paying the electrical bill for that because we didn’t think it was doing anything.
Me: You cut off the power to all of your ISP equipment, and now you want me to fix it from my end?
Client: Yes! Please hurry.
I hope he found a full minute of awkward silence helpful, because that’s all he was going to get from me.
